JERK OFF SOME MORE! You know how people used to say that if you beat it too much, you would go blind? Well, if that were ever to happen to you, here is the solution: Porn for the Blind! What a thoughtful organization. Thanks to Jessica Willow, the biggest pervert in the world, for the link. And if that doesn't do it for you, maybe try asking Santa for this.
PS I promise I will make real posts again before the year ends.